After seeing the random startup generator and the Malcolm Gladwell book generator, I decided to save everyone a lot of time by making the Random Generator Generator.

The script chooses an array of subjects and an array of contexts, and then combines them for your enjoyment. As a bonus, it gives you the code for the random generator you generated.

I defined some of the subjects myself, but sometimes the Random Generator Generator will get a subject via Wikipedia's Special:Random. The results from Wikipedia are sometimes difficult to understand, but occasionally I have been entertained or offended.